- By Check-a-Salary
- Posted Tuesday 09
th October 2018
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I’ve just been made redundant from my job making trampolines. Don’t worry, I’ll bounce back
I have always fancied a job making mirrors. I can see myself doing that
I just quit my job as a mechanic. I was working too many hours and was exhausted!
I have just been sacked from the local bed shop. I am not going to take it lying down
Did you hear the joke about the guy who makes fences for a living? I’d better not, you’ll never get over it!
My friend Tom who is a postman has an awful job. He gets the sack every morning.
I’d tell you the joke about the dustman if it wasn’t rubbish.
What’s wrong with jokes about musicians? They always need fine tuning
I once had a job stitching shoes. It was so so.
I once thought of becoming a tailor, but was suited.
I got the sack from the local fast food restaurant for throwing food around. I couldn’t see what the problem was, I just think my boss had a chip on his shoulder.
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